The register
Everyone who ever proved it.
1 person, 1 receipt, $10 on the record.
Showing all time.
Rank · Patron
Lifetime total
- 1. J. P. Allegedly 1 receipt Founding “Everyone starts somewhere. This is my somewhere; One day I'll come back and dethrone whoever's up there. For now, ten dollars and a dream. Wish me luck...” Allegedly $10
Ties go to whoever got there first. “Anonymous” entries are real people who chose not to be named. Refunded receipts leave the register. The throne always follows lifetime totals.